The Breast Quest

Through the Valley of Shadow and Death

My road trip into temptation with Karen

Our quest begins in quaint Matsuno town, about halfway between Taisho (my town) and Uwajima. This innocent little town has a dirty little secret: Bust Pudding. We were able to acquire 5 boxes of the "Bust pudding", which I had observed on a previous trip to Matsuno but had been too fearful to purchase. I was finally ready to face my foe.

These tempting little treats look innocent enough, but they are filled with evil and deceit. They will be exorcised and eradicated using various methods such as spoons, er--I mean, fire and brimstone. Heh heh, yeah.

The Low Down

The packaging seems innocent enough. One might be inclined to think it's for children, or perhaps even a health product such as skin creme, as suggested by one fine, upstanding young gentleman. But the grim reality is that inside that innocent box is the devil herself.

Upon opening the sweet pink box, you find a smiling woman wearing a bikini top, and she is winking. Don't trust her yet; she's about to throw you for a loop.

---WARNING: The following may be unsuitable for women, children, and people with morals.---

Holy shit! Don't rub your eyes--you really are seeing that! Now you know the devil and his folly! And the most contemptable part yet is that this little harlot is inviting you to kamazu ni tabete or eat gently. For shame! Start praying for forgiveness now; you might be able to repent before you die.

The Inner Workings

Bust Pudding includes 2 pudding cups, spoons, and creme brulee sauce. They may look tasty and useful, but they're really instruments for your destruction. Just don't go there.